Hey guys, let joey customize a haiku for your sweetie. Think about this for a minute dude...do you think you're gonna get some after you leave her a handwritten haiku note? When I skillfully work her name in to it, she'll actually think you're smart, and trust me, smart guys get it all the time (sorry, if your lady's name has more than seven syllables, this isn't going to work).
she'll want to feed you, she won't be able to keep her hands off you, and you'll keep bleating happy noises...you'll feel like a goat in the petting zoo!
Here's how it works: Send a donation (don't be cheap about it) to support women who have breast cancer to the Deanna Favre Hope Foundation. Then, petition for haiku through my email, or post a petition on my blog, and I will make good haiku for you. This is the honor system here, so do the right thing.
Ladies, this scam works for you too! Wanna let your man know you're still hot for big-daddy? It's easy to convince joey to write you the love haiku...do it!